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this was the single greatest moment in modern television

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

i get offended when freud says i’m a dumbass because i’m bi, because i feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons i’m a dumbass.

god i wish freud was alive just so i could kill him myself

Holy shit this is awesome.

Unfortunately the commenter misplaced a decimal reading it—this product is 17 thousand, not seventeen hundred, with a $1000 deposit.

Like once a month I think about this guy I went on a date with four years ago who within the first ten minutes was like “I should probably clear the air, you might have heard of me. I’ve got a post on tumblr with over 100,000 notes.” And then proceeded to say it to me verbatim. I didn’t recognize it, and it wasn’t funny.

tumblr is the only place where you can be “famous” and still be not “famous”

“clearance in cloud coverage” simply means harry finally went home and is with louis. go to sleep, eroda 

literally nothing happened today except him getting papped in london, where louis is. i told yall he was just going home….. siri play canyon moon and home

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

I used to think I could only have one “aesthetic” but baby girl, you can have 5 “aesthetics” in one day without shedding a tear