*fart noise*

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust me the homosexuality will follow

sorry can you repeat that i didnt hear the last 12 years

Idk who needs this but Victoria's Secret has panties 10 for $31, and mists/body wash/sprays for 5 for $31 ending today

Im in here and the lady asked me if I was shopping for myself #equality

A guy was in there with his wife and was like "women am I right" and i was like "these are for me lol" and he walked away immediately

I guess the post wasn't clear but I only got body stuff, im not a panties guy but only bc they dont feel good and my thighs need boxer briefs

I smell so good now its crazy. straight men are missing out

Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.

Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh

That's the bear's internal monologue

an alcoholic beverage that you constantly replenish with identical mixers and alcohol, to the point where you're unsure any of the initial beverage remains. and yet it is fundamentally the same beverage as it was to begin with. the sip of theseus