Garden Gnome

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

well now we know who broke this website

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck

oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.

in my defense i cant look at a pic of tom hardy without remembering his myspace selfie where hes shirtless and with his hands down his jeans and it makes me feel intimidated by his raw big dick energy 

These are NOT pictures posted by a top. 

As someone who was deep in the Mad Max fandom a few years back, I find it hysterical watching history repeat itself with a new demographic of people discovering Tom Hardy’s horny MySpace pictures

Holy fuckin shit this

you know the queen saw these and was like “jolly good let’s knight this piece of ass”

oh my fucggkdjajvvn

You know what, I’m here for Tom Hardy ol’ bottom ass. ;)

Okay there is apparently nothing in the world that fills me with more glee than Tom Hardy ass up like a total snack, regardless of my nonexistent prurient interests.

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

Now this is a Russian culture lesson