yeet

the world right now is like when you activate all of the disasters in simcity

and you still have to go to work

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

I just want to get dicked down again =/

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

we’ll always be digitally connected... right?

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane