Goblin Girl

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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, “I can make him

You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

bi people crawling all over this post like weevils writing dissertations about the taxonomy of himbos and talking about boobs and what have you. happy pride month

Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?

LOVE IN LARGE GROUPS WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE DONT ASK FOR PERMISSION AND LET NOTHING STOP YOU