they/them - bi - nb

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

...why?

Coffee?

Allergies. Next question.

Circular prose

I did not

It's more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

Oops, accidentally put on the version that turns into a dramatic reprise of the main heroes theme halfway through. That’s probably fine, right?

you motherfucker…

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

that is the wrong gif

never kill yourself. kill that guy

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

inshallah he will be drank

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience