going down ?

yeehaw,, :]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

anatine

wherewithal

grotto

umstroke

posthaste

superlative

beastmode

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

crepuscular

peripatetic

apropos

effervescent

taciturn

reticent

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i like to eat videos and photos

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way