Hi

What the fuck is that

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]