Wench

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

I need her in more dropout content

so far "count the rice" is like "what if a game show was actually an escape room, but what if the escape room was actually the inferno and you have to climb your way out of several layers of hell"

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

person (non-practicing)

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

holy FUCKING shit