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The Magnus Archives would be more fun if I could bring myself to care about the statements but noo the whole time Jon reads them I'm like

I didnt notice this until I saw the transcripts but the crazy shit that Jonah/Elias is chanting in the background is all in iambic meter. Well, I didnt NOTICE, but I certainly noticed, one of those things that you just sort of internalize because its meant to convey something and then it makes sense when someone points it out..

All the other avatars: who tf do u think u are

Melanie: How do you guys cope with mortality?

kankuro getting ready in the morning thinking about how he lives in a rotting basement while his little brother became the president at 14