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@lil-gremlin-gal
had my annual mother's day nightmare earlier this week. shout out to all my mothers day haters, where u at
if your mom is dead, abusive, or it's just complicated, know that you are loved and that you can celebrate (or not celebrate) however you choose <3
mother's day is coming up and you will be okay
you are so brave and incredible and you deserve whatever little treats your heart desires
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body so tea that my new man puts his glasses back on before hitting it from the back
idk man i just think breed standards should be more about “hey so this is what a healthy dog’s back should look like”, “this is what a functional sled dog’s chest should be shaped like”, “this is the coat type a bird dog should have to keep warm in cold water” etc and not at all about “the dog needs to be APRICOT with NO WHITE SPOTS and FRIENDLY EYES or the judge will SHOOT YOU with a GUN so help me god”
Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year
Suspicious.
Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever
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a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it
(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it
You ever see a pickup truck that’s twice as tall as your car and wonder why that even exists
miss my ex but not nearly as much as I miss the house I owned that he illegally locked me out of
thankful for the divorce act (1968) and the revised divorce act (1985)
personal divorce affirmations
I am not stupid. I am smart.
It is not okay for my spouse to mistreat me, it is even more not okay for my spouse to mistreat me without apology or recognition of the damage they've done
I am allowed to start over
My community supports me
I have the whole rest of my life ahead of me. So many options are open to me. My life does not end here.
People have made it through this before with less support, less independence, less knowledge, and less money - I can too, even if it's hard
His actions are not alright, but I will be okay
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seasons greetings
god damn it
take my like and get out.
you can't oppression olympics your way out of how your trauma affected you.
"other people had it worse" bitch! I don't care! just from looking at you it's plain and obvious that you've had a time of it! a person can drown in six inches of water, it doesn't matter if someone else is drowning in ten feet! you're both still fucking drowning! show yourself a little bit of compassion before I come over there and do it for you. this is a threat
is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.
Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right
Ive done this once
La Chancla
Tolkien is 1000% done.
Out of all of Tolkien’s descriptions of Smaug… this one is probably my favorite.
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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition
allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable
some elf bullshit happened
The Silmarillion Abridged
