can't teach that

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

daily affirmations: remember to be violent confrontational and hard to get along with