cloth is little hairs

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

i really really hate how normalized it is to tell people to kill themselves

Is there a term in any language that fits the feeling of being profoundly unsurprised and deeply disturbed at the same time?

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

"common sense protections for minors" is a funny phrase coming from school shootings and pedophile protections country