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A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 13 Going on 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

Fun fact: Nick Bakay is the voice of Salem.

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

last thing I saw was my mom standing up to chase him then the call ended. RIP brother

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement