Livi

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Did they let the fucking guy out

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

they should put me on cartons of milk even though im not missing

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

in german they dont say i love you they say "Ich möchte dich in Öl kochen" which is largely untranslateable into english but means something like "i will carry the sky for you" which is so cute

Uhhhhhhhhhh my German might be a bit rusty but that seems incorrect 🧐

my german isn't rusty. it's correct