But it's Thursday???

if staff doesn't handle these porn bots soon then i will be forced to handle the situation

being in ur 20s is like what 2 songs am i listening to on repeat tonight

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

part-time position. weekends forbidden. MUST NOT BE AVAILABLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. always greet customers coldly and ignore your team members. looking for someone who can take directions terribly. must be horrible at math, crumple under pressure, and add more sorrow to the atmosphere. this is an unfriendly workplace, we all hate each other here, and we’re looking for individuals who disagree with our viewpoints.

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

Hyperpop music originates from a trans woman with vocal dysphoria and nobody was going to tell me??? The classic artificial high pitched vocals of hyperpop started because a trans fem artist had gender dysphoria and NOBODY WAS GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?! Hyperpop is trans culture and I was just gonna be left in the dark??? Hello??? Do the cis people even know??? Oh my gosh.... I love women. I love women.