stuck inside my petri dish

me, pale, tired and sickly-looking from my iron deficiency and general exhaustion as a result of chronic lack of sleep: the victorians would’ve loved me

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

lover is a sacred word reserved for only gays and hozier

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

Little kids really are just tiny drunk people huh

It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…

Syncopated Ladies stay killin it.

pokemon dont have to obey the law

they can get away with more. they can kill