Sometimes the electric meat jelly wins.

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist