Lightning Biking Viking

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

It’s as good a suggestion as anything else I suppose.

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

@pricklylegs 😂

Furlough life

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

Veggietale who sinned enough to go to hell

pickle rick

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

A rap battle is really just two guys fighting with poetry. Kind a of beautiful thing really.