Amir Bench pressed me 37x’s.

”Get out of ur comfort zone” i have never been comfortable Ever in my life

reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

slut era (i have to distract my mind all day or i'm going insane)

would you still love me if i was a string cheese

Can I move in and be your bathroom spider?

babies are noobs and so they must be pwned

I still think Amir has hooves like a normal Volt under those shoes. I think if he wasn't wearing the shoes you could probably hear him coming like a dog that desperately needs it's nails clipped.

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.