baby dykes: its ok to like some fuckin titties

Yes, and fired it.

Yes, but I didn't fire it / it wasn't loaded

Yes, but it was nonfunctional (age, damage, etc)

No, but I've held PART of one

No, but I've held a life-size toy/model firearm

No, not even a life-size toy/model

No, but I have somehow fired one despite not holding it

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Three panel comic on a white background. Panel 1:

A crudely drawn self-insert of Typewriter Monke (Beth) is talking to a 3d rendered green stick person.

Beth: "Yo. Green. New art style's looking good."

Green: "What

why do I look like this"

Panel 2: Beth corrects her glasses while the green person flails their arms.

Beth: "Look. Profits are down."

Green: "Profits…?"

Beth: "You need to embrace next-gen graphics."

Green: "Next?"

Beth: "Also stop using big words. Modern transfeminist propaganda must be easily digestible."

Panel 3: The green person is shown in a full-body shot while Beth is in the foreground.

Green: "This sucks. I would like to go back."

Beth: "You suck. Fuck you."

Green: "I don't think this hostility is about me, I think you're having a rough time and coping in an unhealthy way."

Beth: "Well I think you're a little shit. Green turd."

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Zoomed in view of the 3d modeled green stick person from above. Dialogue from off-screen is likely Beth.

Beth: "From here on out you should narrate what you're doing out loud in case someone is reading the comic while cooking pasta and not looking."

Green: "…Many of your ideas are bad and this is one of them."

Beth: "Your topology is bad."

Green: "You modeled it."

Beth: "shut up shut up shut up shut up"