Queen Cooties

Me trying on a bunch of looks before giving up and going out in shorts and a t

infinite power in this dog

Pictured: What its like being with the boys

if someone brings this to the sesh theyre banned from smoking with me 

What is dis

she smoking potpourri.

When you binge play skyrim for three days as a wizard and create a weed elixir

MICHEAL

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

why am i laughing so hard at this

That robot voice tho lmao

The fact that the woman is just saying “so pretty so pretty so pretty brushed kitty” in baby talk in Russian makes my day

this translation is the best addition to this post omg

oh i get it. it’s called carnivore because you

you v

the government killed him before he could finish