shut it hetties

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

a lot of male writers, directors, etc. idea of a feminist character is just a woman they think is sexy enacting revenge fantasies on characters the creator doesnt like

*men writing “feminist” characters* “yes she only dresses and behaves in ways i find sexually appealing and she can’t even make facial expressions i don’t think are pretty but i gave her a weapon and wrote one(1) scene of her punching someone who said something sexist so this is actually groundbreaking”

all this to say that i should be allowed to hunt quentin tarantino and joss whedon for sport

bro why were you digging…. what did you bury bro… just put your sweet lips on mine dude….. let’s just kiss like real people do bro

its all very sexy of us ladies to realize just how fucking angry we all are

The worst thing that ever happened on the moon base was one time Magnus made eye contact with Lucretia across the cafeteria and she paused and then dabbed really fast and Magnus was like “guys I just fucking saw the Director dab” and Taako was like “no you didn’t, don’t lie to us, shut the fuck up” and he never could convince anyone of what he saw

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

tag the url you would steal if you could 😍