Thoughts And Things

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VERY excited for the possibilities!!!

Langdon working tf out of that 12 step program. I think he may go apologize to the drug manufacturers for tampering with the seals of their products next.

If Trinity Santos, aka “in my experience the best way to get over pain is to ignore it and think of something positive yes this is normal”, aka “I have trauma related to sexual assault so I threatened to murder a pedophile on the job”, aka “my childhood friend killed herself “, aka “I’m an asshole to everyone lol”, aka “ugh I don’t want you to be homeless or whatever so I guess you can move in with me guy I met 15 hours ago, not that I want you too. you’re not allowed to say no.”, aka “you can blame your mistake on me, people hate me anyways so it doesn’t matter if I get in trouble” was a man, she’d be Dean Winchester levels of popular.

tried to get on the bus today but the driver just tapped a sign that listed his DNI and drove off. wtf. i don’t even ship destiel.

the epic highs and lows of things that don't really matter to anyone but you

I’m gonna be real this might be a contender for one of the best posts of all time im going to be thinking about the anon who thought narcolepsy was necrophilia for months

I heard that they are also into pissing on the poor, what a freak

love seeing all those list challenges for people's favorite movies. i could not scrape together 50 movies I've seen in my twenty-six years if you gave me $1,500 and a week to do it

seth milchick (thinking about the 65 orchestra members he’s been rehearsing with every tuesday and thursday for the past 8 weeks): so… i have your word you’ll report to work tomorrow?

i KNOW that is not helly r. because helly would have been the FIRST to crawl through the tunnel. mark would’ve been the one following like “uhhhh are we sure about this?” he would’ve pointed out the shit and helly would’ve been like oh NEAT i can put this shit in my outie’s hair 😌