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One of these days Iām going to use my powers for evil and write a horrific fanfic where itās me making everyone in The Pitt niche history nerds and they just ramble at each other for ten thousand words.
I love The Pitt, I do, very much so I promise, but because I come from action/adventure-type fandoms I canāt just say āI love them I hope theyāre covered in blood next seasonā without it seeming like Iām wanting them to experience The Worst Day Ever and I think thatās so unfair.
I am a 3L in law school. I have interned for a judge in the criminal division, a federal public defender, and a state attorney generalās office that dealt with license revocation proceedings by regulatory boards; I am familiar with how the system works, how the sentencing guidelines work, etc. Here is an informal version of the memo I would write were I a law clerk or an intern for a judge assigned to Frank Langdonās case, with modifications for both federal and state courtāessentially I did the factual and legal research I would do, and this reflects where it took me, but with none of the framing. The facts I am using based on what we have seen on the show are below; if someone thinks that these are not the facts that should be used for some reason, feel free to say so, but I will be blocking anyone who does so disrespectfully or accuses me of minimizing his conduct towards Santosāall I am dealing with are feasible legal consequences.
-Langdon received legitimate prescriptions to an opioid and a benzodiazepine under the care of a licensed physician (Dr. Hagan) after injuring his back. (In the confrontation with Robby in 1x10, he refers to āpain meds and muscle relaxants.ā Only some benzodiazepines are muscle relaxants, and none are used for pain relief; lorazepam is a muscle relaxant, but Librium (chlordiazepoxide) is not. Opioids, on the other hand, are commonly prescribed for pain relief).
-He became chemically dependent on the benzodiazepine. (I am not going to speculate about whether or not he also developed an opioid addiction for these purposes because we havenāt seen him take any or talk about being addicted to both; on what weāve seen, a prosecutor would have enough to charge on benzos but not opioids. Personally, I believe he became dependent on both and was more easily able to justify staying on the benzos to himselfāsome are used to treat withdrawal symptoms, at least in alcoholics, and opioids are both more addictive and more notorious than benzos. I think he truly managed to convince himself he was not addicted to the benzos and was only using them to combat an opioid addiction, even though it was not the case).
-He began taking benzodiazepines from work to support this chemical dependency. He would do this in two ways:
-One was to steal portions of prescriptions he wrote for Louie and other frequent flyers in the ER who were resistant to acknowledging they have an alcohol problem or at least to combating itābecause they are unlikely to pay attention to how many meds are actually in the prescription or to take the full schedule as directed. I do not think he overprescribed to do so; that would be more likely to draw attention, and Santos was not confused at the 20-pill prescription written for Louie, suggesting it was an appropriate numberāshe only seemed surprised that half of the script was missing.
-The other was to order extra meds when a case came in that would justify doing so, withdraw a portion of the medication from the extra vial, refill the rest of the vial with saline, use medical glue to reseal the vial, and return the vial to the Pyxis with a note that it had ended up being unnecessary. Again, we saw him do this on Louieās case, Santos discovered the vial, and the rest is history.
-He was not high while he was at work. Benzodiazepines are central nervous system suppressant (CNS) medications. This is why they are prescribed to treat anxiety, withdrawal symptoms, and used to stop seizuresāthey make someone calmer or less jittery, not manic. The behavior we see from Langdon on the day of the PittFest shift is more consistent with withdrawal symptomsāhe is irritable, has difficulty remaining still and controlling his temper, is (as Mel notes) sweating heavily, and so on. He is exhibiting these symptoms as early as episode 1, and they get more prevalent over the course of the day, not lessālike they would if he took either of the medications we know he stole that day. Symptoms like these tend to occur within 1-4 days of discontinuation in someone dependent on benzos. Based on this, Langdonās most likely pattern of use was to stockpile medication when he had opportunities to do so on shift and use when he got homeāwhich again, is something an addict would have an easier time justifying to himself than using while at work as an emergency medicine doctor. As time went on, he may have reached a point where he used at work and learned how to justify it to himself, but I donāt believe he reached that point, because he very clearly did not have such justification prepared in the confrontation with Robby in 1x10.
-The physical evidence we would have for court from season 1 related to his diverting are: the pills Robby found in his locker that matched the imprint code on Louieās prescription, a record of his prescribing history (such as how often he would order an extra vial of meds and return it to the Pyxis), and the vial and cap Santos held on to. Thatās it. What this means is the only rock-solid case a prosecutor has is for theft of 10 pills of Librium and 2 milliliters of lorazepam; it would be very easy for a defense attorney to create reasonable doubt around his prescribing records. (Personally, I would call Dana as a witness and have her testify to exactly what she told Santos when she was investigating: it happens all the time, to more than just Langdon, it is not indicative of theft every time; then I would enter another doctorās prescribing history, probably Robby or Abbotās, and point out how often they drew and returned meds as well).
-Federally, benzodiazepines are a Schedule 4 substance (shoutout @rolandtowen for pointing this out on my other post). Pennsylvania uses the same scheduling system as the federal government.
-At the state level, Langdon could potentially be charged under:
§ 780-113(a)(2), the adulteration or misbranding of any controlled substance, other drug, device, or cosmetic. An adulterated drug or device as defined by § 780-007 includes one that has had any substance āmixed or packed therewith so as to reduce its quality or strength, or[ ]substituted wholly or in part therefor [sic].
This charge is a misdemeanor under § 780-113(b); if convicted at trial, he could be sentenced to no more than a year in jail and/or a fine not exceeding $5000 for a first offenseāwhich this is. If he was criminally charged, he probably would not be going to trial, for reasons I will discuss after listing possible charges.
§ 780-113(a)(12), the acquisition or obtaining of possession of a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, forgery, deception, or subterfuge; he was misrepresenting his use of medication in the Pyxis records. He could potentially be hit with multiple charges under this provision, depending on if he was overprescribing meds to Louie and others to take the excess, rather than prescribing appropriately and taking a portion because he knew they would not miss it.
This charge is a felony under § 780-113(b); if convicted at trial, he could be sentenced to no more than three years in prison and/or a fine not exceeding $10,000. Again, he would probably not be going to trial.
§ 780-113(a)(16), Pennsylvaniaās simple possession with the intent for personal use provisionāpossession of a controlled substance that was not obtained pursuant to a valid prescription or a manner otherwise authorized in the act.
This charge is a misdemeanor under § 780-113(b); if convicted at trial, he could be sentenced to no more than a year in jail and/or a fine not exceeding $5000 for a first offense. Again, he would probably not be going to trial.
Pennsylvaniaās Controlled Substances Act includes a provision (§ 780-142) that a federal conviction or acquittal for the same instance of wrongful conduct would require the state charges to be droppedāeven though itās not technically a Double Jeopardy Clause violation for both state and federal government to prosecute someone for the same act. This means that if Langdon was prosecuted, it would be at either the federal or the state level, not at both.
-At the federal level, Langdon could potentially be charged under:
21 U.S.C. § 331(b), the federal equivalent of § 780-113(a)(2). A first offense is a misdemeanor; if convicted at trial, he could be sentenced to no more than a year in jail and/or fined no more than $1000 under 21 U.S.C. § 333(a)(1).
21 U.S.C. § 843 (a)(3), the federal equivalent of § 780-113(a)(12). A first offense is a felony; if convicted at trial he could be sentenced to no more than 4 years in prison and/or have to pay a fine, the amount of which the statute directs the judge to decide based on the fines available for sentencing in Title 18āthe US criminal code.
21 U.S.C. § 844 (a), the federal equivalent of § 780-113(a)(16). A first offense is a misdemeanor; if convicted at trial, he would be fined at least $1000 and could be sentenced to no more than a year in jail as wellāthe fine is a required penalty in the statute, the jail time is not.
-Now, all of these are options for charging; there is no definitive way to say, āthis is what he would have been charged with if criminal consequences were pursued.ā Prosecutors have a lot of discretion on whether or not to charge someone and what to charge them with, as well as whether to offer plea deals and what those plea deals look like.
-The District Attorney for Allegheny County is Stephen Zappala, Jr.; he has held the position since 1998. His bio on the DAās public website emphasizes his belief in criminal justice reform, leniency for first time offenders, and he created a Drug Court diversionary program in Allegheny County. Drug courts typically offer one of two methods of avoiding jail or prison time: diversion prior to pleading, in which case the charges would be dropped upon successful completion of the program, or a plea deal where a suspended sentence is imposed pending completion of the program, and a defendant who successfully does so avoids jail or prison time and sometimes has their record sealed or expunged as part of the process; Allegheny Countyās drug court is the latter (In the FAQ about drug court, one of the questions is "do I have to enter a plea before beginning the drug court program?" and the answer is yes).
-Based on the priorities of the Allegheny County DA, state court proceedings would likely look like this:
-Langdon is charged with one or all of the state offenses. His attorney reaches out to the ADA assigned to the case to discuss a plea deal with completion of drug court rather than a carceral sentence. Langdon pleads guilty to the misdemeanor of simple possession and receives a suspended sentence pending completion of the drug court program, which includes an individualized assessment of how to help him overcome his addiction. If he completes it successfully, he is not going to see jail time. While I canāt find anything as to whether his misdemeanor record is then sealed, expunged, or otherwise affected once he completes drug court in Allegheny County specifically, one of the defining features of drug courts generally is the dismissal of charges or expungement of convictions when successfully completed.
-The ADA would report the plea of guilty to a misdemeanor and participation in drug court to the Board of Medicine; his license would be automatically suspended. The Board of Medicine would then hold a hearing to determine if Langdon is an appropriate candidate for a PHP; if so, they would lift the suspension of his license and direct him to participate in a PHP for a period of 3-5 years. If he successfully completed the PHP, he would retain his license.
-Ten months is long enough for all of this to take place if he pled guilty/accepted the plea agreement when he first appeared before a judge, which does happen; a plea agreement in exchange for participation in drug court is hardly novel.
-Even if he was not criminally reported but was instead only reported for diversion to the Board of Medicine, ten months is long enough for the Board to hold a hearing on his license and decide to place him in the PHP rather than take more severe punitive action. The one thing I am not sure of and cannot find online is whether the Board would be required to report him for criminal proceedings as well if the diversion is reported, but the policy considerations that the state of Pennsylvania has behind offering avenues to let practitioners keep licensure and receive treatment for substance abuse disorder make me think it is unlikely.
-To be clear, both drug court monitoring and PHP monitoring are incredibly invasive; they involve counseling, random drug testing, and community supervision (which means limited privacy in the home not only for himself but for his family, as his assigned supervisory probation officer would not have to meet the usual probable cause requirement to search his home). Drug court participation requires frequent appearances in court, and PHP monitoring often involves mandatory forms of treatmentālike attendance at Narcotics Anonymous meetings, which is a program that relies on religion and belief in a higher power in its process, although it claims to be spiritual rather than religious.
Federal proceedings, on the other hand, would look a little different:
First of all, it is very unlikely he would be charged federally at all. The U.S. Attorneyās website has press releases going back to 2013 dealing with indictments, sentences, convictions, and plea deals deemed significant enough to warrant public notification. This is obviously not indicative of all cases charged and convicted in the Western District of Pennsylvania, but it gives a good picture of the federal governmentās priorities in prosecution of drug crimes. There is not a single federal case on this page where a doctor was indicted, convicted, or sentenced on simple possession for any schedule of drug, or indeed of any drug crime that did not include illegal distribution of Schedule III or higher meds to others and/or defrauding Medicare or Medicaid. There is a single case under 21 U.S.C. § 843 (a)(3) that involved illegally obtaining drugs for personal use, but it was by a woman who was forging prescriptions to get meds from pharmacies, not a doctor diverting meds from patients.
-Something else indicative of the unlikelihood of federal pursuit of charges under these circumstances is that there are no published federal criminal cases in LexisNexis (one of the databases for court decisions used by lawyers) against a doctor for diverting or adulterating drugs for personal use, nor for simple possession, in the Western District of Pennsylvania. When and if the federal government bothers to charge doctors in Langdonās position, their cases are not resulting in opinions or orders by judges.
If Langdon was, for some reason, federally charged, the US Attorneyās office would likely charge him with the felony under 21 U.S.C. § 843 (a)(3), and then offer to let him plead out to a misdemeanor, whether adulteration or simple possession.
- Even if he was charged with and convicted of all three offenses, under the federal sentencing guidelines, he could be sentenced to a maximum of 6 months in jail, and likely would be sentenced instead to a term of supervised release no longer than three years, with conditions imposed to help him overcome his addiction.
Both of the above paths are what we in the legal fieldāand I am sure many othersācall consequences for Langdonās actions, even without the imposition of jail or prison time that Robby and Santos seem so sure is the only way that Langdon can face consequences. I have many points in making this post; one is that Robby and Santos have no idea what they are talking about in terms of punishment Langdon would be facing. Another is that jail or prison time is very unlikely, as is loss of licensure. Drug dependency rewires an addictās brain, and while this does not excuse Langdon diverting drugs or treating Santos in the manner that he did, our court system recognizes that it does explain it.
Santos doesnāt have to forgive him or even accept his apology, but she is wrong when she says he should have gone to prison, and she is cruel, or at least unempathetic, to wish relapse on himāeven, perhaps especially, if she doesnāt actually have a problem with him being an addict, as she claims in 2x12. She has spent ten months internalizing her feelings of being an outsider and places the blame for that at Langdonās feet, which is an unreasonable emotional reaction; it is also understandable, because she is human and humans are flawed. But she has a responsibility to herself and others to learn how to emotionally regulate herself, at the very least at work. I believe she would be much happier if she were to go to therapy and learn skills for coping with self-hating thoughts, self-destructive behaviors, and learning how to hold herself accountable for her actions without condemning herself emotionally. She sees things very black and white, but nothing is only black or white in life.
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I love the opening cinematography on the first scene with Tyler (kid that got into weed gummies) in season one because it feels like, just for a bit, weāre seeing it from his perspective.
Like we get a lot of close, handheld shots. Theyāre a title out of focus, theyāre a little shaky. They all focus on him rather than the doctors, we get the environmental input and general sounds of the room instead of narrowing in on the parents or Mel and Langdon. Every time I rewatch that episode I notice that and I think itās so well done.
Sorry gang Iāve been so fixated on Organize the Arcane Library and working on a secret project these last like three days Iāve neglected horrifically my inbox. I promise Iām not dead I just found out blasting a playlist and looking through thousands of fake books was an incredible use of my time, apparently. Will be getting to the questions and such there soon. :)
I love those ask games that are like āsend me something and Iāll write it!ā because I have the worldās worst handwriting. Nobody can ever read anything I write, I think in another life I was a mad scientist desperately trying to save my daughter writing in code so nobody can decipher my notes about the obscure item I found in a crashed spaceship.
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Trinity realises langdon is homeless and bc shes empathetic offers him a room, well a mattress in dennis room
reluctant roommates and learning a bour eachother
all three being v protective of eachother
inspired by threes not a crowd its a family ao3 by reported Mia
Iām not comfortable doing prompts that are the premise of someoneās actual fic(s). To anyone who finds this premise interesting, go give their series a check and any of their other work that you can find at their handle, Reported_MIA.
Since Langdon moves out and into an apartment, Abby keeps the dog. Itās not good for a high energy young animal like that to live in an enclosed space where theyāll spend twelve hours plus inside, and Langdon doesnāt want his shitty couch any shittier by the dog biting on it out of frustration.
So, heās alone. And itās the first time heās by himself basically ever. He went from a busy house to living on campus with a roommate to an apartment with Abby to kids and now.. to himself. Alone.
It sucks. It really, really sucks. Usually Abbyāll drop the dog with him when he takes the kids which heās happy with, but still, the majority of his time is spent alone.
That is until one day on a run, a hobby heās getting back into that heās loving, he hears these tiny little sounds from a bush in the park. Originally he thinks itās just a rabbit, a squirrel, whatever, but then it mews, and after an initially reluctant investigation, he looks to find two kittens in the branches.
Heās not a monster. He also doesnāt really want cats, but itās not like he can leave them there, so he has a very awkward walk back to his apartment with two squirmy babies bundled up in his now removed shirt.
It isnāt really until he gets back does he realize huh, he has no idea how to take care of them.
So, naturally, he texts the only person he knows with cats that has a modicum more experience with these guys than he does.
Santos is initially very confused by a message from Langdon of all people, and then the picture of the kittens comes through, and fuck shit damnit, she does know how to help. Her deciding to is resolutely not for him. Itās for the kittens that have ears way too big for their heads and eyes so wide they look like theyāre going to roll out.
I like a Langdon who doesnāt know he has ADHD, who keeps self-medicating without realising it. A Langdon who chews nicotine gum years after he stopped smoking, who runs races, who tries cold plunges, who drinks coffee and red bull because heās desperate for anything that makes him feel sharp, who fiddles and fidgets and rocks his leg as soon as he has to sit down.
A Langdon who canāt do his own taxes but can do anyone elseās when they ask, and doesnāt find out why until his son starts struggling in school.
Itās years past the start of the zombie apocalypse. While it didnāt break out in Pittsburgh, it got there eventually, and nothingās been the same since.
Ever since his wife was killed, Jack Abbot has spent most of his days up in the mountains outside Pittsburgh, only making trips into the city when absolutely necessary. He keeps his cabin stocked, his traps laid, his guns loaded, and his ring on a chain around his neck.
Michael āRobbyā Robinavitch still remembers the day he had to shoot his mentor, Adamson, after he was turned in the relief center they ran together. Heās tried his best to keep it going, but every day thereās more people hurt, and more people dying on his doorstep, and less ways he can help them all. He just doesnāt have enough.
Usually, Jackās smart enough to not catch himself on his own knives, but heās not perfect, and a cut that deep needs stitches. Heād do it himself, but he knows thereās a medic not too far and heās fresh out of materials safe to suture with.
He really wasnāt expecting the doctor to be so handsome, and when he hears they need supplies, if he brings some back after his next trip to the city to repay his debt, so what?
It certainly wasnāt to see that doctor again, or to bottle the beautiful smile he got in return.
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Fiona Dourif you know I love you but the way you said āoo-no, dose, chrayesā (uno, dos, tres) at minute 03:42 in season two episode two makes me cringe so much every time I see it.
Every once in a while I remember that I compared both Langdon and Santos to Phaethon via him telling her a story about a constellation and her realizing he chose it on purpose and I think huh. I might not be bad at this metaphor shit.