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after a swim leaves your hair tangled, frank ends up helping you brush it in the bathroom.
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PAIRING: frank langdon x er!barbie reader
WARNINGS: fluff, female!reader, sexual tension, flirting!, reader has longish hair (mentions of it being down her back), langdon brushes/towel dries your hair, being interrupted by perlah..., frank being grump and hot as always, mrs. langdon allegations
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“Do you do this for all the girls?”
You’re a drowned thing perched on porcelain, damp and ungainly and trying very hard not to think too hard about the fact that Frank Langdon is standing between your knees with a hairbrush in his hand.
A sight for sore eyes if you’ve ever seen one.
Your hair hangs wet down your back while he works through it in sections, slower than you expected, rougher than necessary, and still somehow not rough as you would like.
But that’s an inside thought.
He catches on the knots, drags them loose with a muttered exhale, then smooths the strands down with a concentration that feels almost insulting in its sincerity.
Like this is annoying. Like you are annoying. Like he is being dragged through some inconvenient act of service by the cruel hand of fate and his own intact moral code. And maybe he is. You can’t remember in truth.
All you know is he looks very nice like this.
Sun-burnished and tired and quietly put-upon, with that hard mouth of his set in a line severe as a coastline in winter.
And you, with your pink little arsenal of good perfume and brighter smiles and the ability to joke your way out of almost anything, are suddenly defenseless under the close-up precision of him.
Every crease at the corner of his eyes. All of it too distinct. Too lovely.
“I don’t do this for you, either. You were standing there looking helpless.”
Which is rude, first and foremost. Rude and also difficult to dispute.
You don’t even have a real comeback ready because your brain is still trying to reconstruct the chain of events that got you here.
You’d only come inside to assess the damage, meaning a quick mirror check, maybe a mournful little silence for the state of your hair, and suddenly there he was in the mirror behind you, a cloudfront of shoulders. Like the patron saint of disapproval had decided to manifest in broad shorts.
Then there were words. Something cutting and dry from Frank, something sparkly and defensive from you, words back, words forth, words that shouldn’t mean anything at all.
And somewhere in the middle of all that, in the strange conversational undertow you two are always getting dragged out by, the distance closed without permission, and he ended up with a brush in his hands and between your legs.
How many times can you mention this before it gets old? You’ll test it to find out.
You puff a dramatic little breath out through your nose. “Helpless is such an ugly word, you know. I prefer temporarily glamor-compromised.”
His brows furrow.
“Fine. Temporarily glamor-compromised, then. Doesn’t change the fact that you were still standing there like a drowned kitten, obviously needing someone to step in.”
He drags the brush through the ends of your hair with slow, unhurried strokes, and the mismatch of him is almost enough to make you dizzy. His voice still carries that rough scrape to it, but his hands are built and used with such care.
You wonder if this is what he’s like in action at work. You’d never seen it, really, given your aversion to anything gross and scalpel-y. You avoid the trauma bay at all costs.
But it’s a nice thought to imagine, if you scratch out the gruesome parts and just focus on what his hands would be like under such pressure. Careful and precise and exacting.
You lean forward before you can think better of it, knees knocking into his sides, and lift a finger to tap the tip of his nose.
“I think,” you murmur, watching his face up close like it might tell on him, “you might just enjoy fussing over me.”
He doesn’t flinch like you thought he would.
Instead, his fingers gather the strands at the nape of your neck and give a small pull, bringing you that fraction closer.
Close enough that the rest of the room drops away. Close enough that your eyes snag on the places the sun has kissed and then, apparently, bitten him a little.
Cheekbones lit with more warmth than usual, and sprinkled across both, so faint you almost miss at first, are freckles.
You stare for a second too long, because really, what is that about? What bureaucratic failure in the heavens allowed this man to be built with that level of unnecessary ornamentation?
“And I think,” he says, lowering his voice an octave, “you enjoy being fussed over.”
You feel your mouth run dry, taking an unnecessary swallow to try and reduce some of the swelling.
“Maybe I do —”
The bathroom door swings open.
Perlah stops dead in the threshold.
Her gaze moves once. Up your glistening legs, to your perch on the marble counter, to Frank standing squarely between them with one hand still tangled in your hair like this is a normal occurrence. Like this is some totally reasonable use of departmental time and resources.
Whoops. Might be hard to explain this one.
One of her eyebrows lifts in a slow, gorgeous arc, the expression of a woman upon whom fate has just bestowed a gift basket full of gossip.
“My mistake,” she says with a sweet as poison grin. “Didn’t realize Mr. and Mrs. Langdon had the bathroom occupied.”
“It’s actually Dr. and Mrs., if we’re being tradi —” you start at the exact time Frank says, “Leave.”
She lifts her hands in surrender as she starts to back out.
“Leaving.” There’s a sing-song quality to her voice.
The door swings shut behind her.
You imagine the entire Airbnb will know about your made-up transgressions in approximately 0.3 seconds.
You clear your throat. “For the record, Mrs. Langdon really does have quite a nice ring to it.”
Frank’s stare is pointedly blank. A stare so incredulous it could stop a pulse at twenty paces. The kind that should, by all logic, make you behave.
It does not.
“Get down from the counter.”
this fic was part of my 2 year celebration: maria's summer in santorini
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You packed at two in the morning with the executive function of a feral raccoon rifling through a gas station dumpster, so really the universe would be well within its rights to punish you.
Excuse me, why are you out here describing how I pack with scientific accuracy??? 😡😡😡
The anger is very unserious obviously 🤭 but it is so damn accurate to how I pack after procrastinating it until the very last minute. 😭😭😭 I always end up forgetting to pack deodorant or toothpaste... or both... or makeup brushes... 😤😭😩
HAHAHAHA that line was soooo self-indulgent too bc i am, in fact, the same way.... procrastinator to the absolute max... i have the most firm belief that everything will always work out for me and that does NOT always happen lolololol
i feel like i’m always up in your business when you get these asks im sorry!! but seriously we love all ur fics!!!!!! even if u switch between characters ( which i and everyone else appreciates a lot) you have such a wonderful grasp of every single person you write for seriously!!!! all your fics are so so so warm and delightful it truly doesnt matter who you write for and how many fics u write for that person. at the end of the day its ur fic!!! we are here for ur sweet wonderful writing no matter for what character it is!!!
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literally never apologize ilysm having u in my asks is always a lovely thing to open the app to!! this made a lil tear well up in my eye i can't even front LOL you are so incredibly kind and i appreciate you so much <3
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when your suitcase gets lost on the way to greece, jack abbot lends you clothes to get by. between nosy coworkers, spilled wine, and jack's teasing, the situation becomes much harder to survive than it should be.
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PAIRING: jack abbot x reader
WARNINGS: fluffity fluff, borrowed clothes, coworkers to something, public embarrassment, flustered reader, teasing, mild jealousy implications, suggestive dialogue, sexual rumors / assumptions, wine spilling, santos being ur number 1 opp and number 1 supporter at the same time, flirting!!! lots and lots of flirting
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WC: 1.8k
There are, you feel, worse fates than ending up marooned in Santorini wearing Jack Abbot’s clothes.
A plague of locusts, for one. Stepping on a lego barefoot perhaps. Or, in what may in fact be the cellar floor of human suffering, finally getting your suitcase back only to unzip it and find nothing inside but hideous hospital scrubs and lonely, misshapen shocks instead of your cute little outfits and your even cuter, very tiny bikinis you were supposed to be wearing on this trip.
And honestly that’s not entirely outside of the realm of possibility.
You packed at two in the morning with the executive function of a feral raccoon rifling through a gas station dumpster, so really the universe would be well within its rights to punish you.
This, then, was fine. More than fine. A salvageable situation. A win, even, if you angled your head and refused to inspect it too closely.
Except for the microscopic issue that his clothes smell like him.
Which you understood in a distant, theoretical way you know rain is wet or fire is hot or men’s clothes tend to smell like the men wearing them.
But now you understand it in that immediate, full-body way of a person trapped inside the atmosphere of a man she is trying, with only moderate success, not to be weird about.
Tobacco. Leather. Something dry and woodsy underneath, oak maybe, something warm and stern and impossible to separate from him now that you’ve noticed it.
It smells like competence. Like an almost-choice. Like the split second before you do something you already know you’ll have to lie about later.
And now it’s all over you. In the collar. In the cuffs. In every breath you take like your lungs have joined the opposition.
You huff it in like an addict and make your way into the living room.
Rain taps steadily at the tall glass windows, turning the whole house dim and silver at the edges.
Most of the group has collapsed into the couch in various stages of damp-haired, wine-soft sprawl, limbs overlapping without much regard for ownership, all of them fixed on some black-and-white film flickering across the tv screen.
The kitchen counter is crowded with wine glasses in varying stages of neglect, some nearly full, some reduced to lipstick ghosts and shallow red smears at the bottom, and you decide this is as good a moment as any to acquire one of your own.
You deserve it, after all.
You grab an unused glass and pour a generous amount.
From the end of the couch nearest to the kitchen, Victoria looks up from her phone, takes one look at you, and arches a brow.
“Nice sweatshirt,” she remarks. “Should we be thanking you for your service?”
Your eyes drop to the enormous ARMY stamped across your chest, which, in hindsight, does feel a touch less subtle than you might have hoped. Not understated, exactly. More like a public service announcement.
“Lost suitcase,” you say, heat climbing to your face as you fuss with a sleeve that falls halfway over your hand. “Jack let me borrow something, so… blame the airline.”
Santos lets out a sharp little laugh from beside her, all pleased with herself before she’s even opened her mouth. Never a promising sign.
“That’s a new one. Usually people skip straight to admitting they’re sleeping with him.”
You sputter around a mouthful of wine, swallowing too fast, too badly, eyes watering as you whip around to glare at her over the rim of your glass.
“Trinity,” you stage-whisper, eyes huge. “Jesus Christ.”
“Who’s sleeping with who?”
Jack’s voice lands from somewhere directly behind you.
You turn and there he is.
Grey sweatpants riding low on his hips, black t-shirt skimming a chest and shoulders broad enough to make the whole rest of the room look underbuilt, all of him calm and self-contained in a way that makes you feel, by contrast, like a person assembled in a rush from spare parts.
You force your eyes upward with considerable effort and bite your tongue hard enough to keep from openly staring.
Santos is dead. Santos is dead and, before she dies, you are taking every single one of her beach towels. Let her drip-dry for the rest of the trip. Let her know hardship.
“Nobody,” you say quickly, then quicker, before somehow the first version had not been convincing enough. “No one is sleeping with anybody. There’s no sleeping happening. That is not a thing that is, um, happening.”
Jack gives you a quizzical look at that. You imagine he might be considering have you checked out.
Then his mouth tips at one corner. “Shame. For a second there it sounded interesting.”
Before you can scrape together anything remotely usable in reply, Jack is already moving past you, one hand catching lightly at your waist as he goes, casual, thoughtless, the absent sort of touch that means nothing to him and enough to shave several fiscal years off your life.
He heads straight for the couch, dropping into it.
Santos leans toward Victoria and mutters, in a voice carrying all the discretion of a car alarm, “Yeah. Real shame.”
You choose, with great maturity, not to acknowledge her. Which is easier to commit to in theory than in practice, especially when you turn toward the choice and realize your choices have narrowed to two.
One, the far corner, between Robby and the intern under a blanket that is doing a pathetic job of concealing whatever the hell is going on beneath it.
Or two, the open seat beside Jack.
You cross the room and lower yourself into the space next to him, careful to leave what you hope reads as a normal, socially unremarkable amount of distance between you.
He doesn’t look away from the movie.
“No need to get that defensive about your love life, kid,” he murmurs. “We’re all adults here.”
“I was not defensive,” you whisper back, which, admittedly, sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing a defensive person would say. You take a sip of wine. “It was a misunderstanding. That’s all.”
At that, Jack finally turns his head and looks at you properly. “So you are sleeping with someone?”
Dana’s eyes flick up from the movie, sharp and curious for exactly one second too long.
“Will you keep your voice down?” you hiss, then immediately drop yours lower still, because apparently hypocrisy is one more thing you’ll be sampling tonight. “No. I am not sleeping with anyone. And even if I were, that would be none of your business.”
He lifts both hands in surrender.
“Fair enough. Not my business,” he agrees. You exhale, which turns out to be premature, because then, after a beat, he adds, “Could’ve fooled the room. They seem to think everyone about you is my business.”
Your fingers twitch, and the wine makes its move, sloshing clean over the rim and splattering across the front of your — his sweatshirt in one dark, awful splash.
“Shit,” you blurt, already half setting the glass down, reaching for the hem in a burst of useless panic, like maybe if you rub at it fast enough you can bully time into reversing itself. “Jack, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to, I just, you said that and I…”
“Hey,” he says, catching at your wrist before you can make the stain worse. “It’s fine.”
“No, it’s not,” you say, mortified. “I just spilled red wine all over your sweatshirt.”
“You spilled red wine on an old sweatshirt,” he corrects.
Before you can launch into a fresh round of apology, he leans in and lays a hand flat over the stained part of the sweatshirt like he’s assessing damage. Entirely practical. Entirely innocent. A normal thing to do when something has been spilled on his clothes.
Your body reacts like it has never encountered human contact before, going warm and taut all at once, every nerve abruptly standing at attention.
You become excruciatingly aware of the space between you, which is to say there almost isn’t any.
“It’ll wash out,” he concludes, drawing his hand away.
You swallow, still staring at the stain because the stain is safer to look at than his face. “I feel awful.”
“You look awful.”
Your head flies up so fast your neck nearly protests. He catches the horror on your face and, finally, there it is, the quick flicker of amusement.
“Upset, I mean. More upset than I am.”
“Of course I’m upset. You were nice enough to let me borrow your clothes and within, what, an hour, I’ve turned one of them into a crime scene.”
“That’s dramatic.”
“It’s merlot on gray cotton. I ruined it.”
“It’s not ruined,” he says, easy as anything. “And even if it was, I’ve got more.” His eyes flick briefly to the sweatshirt. “I was going to let you keep it anyway.”
Your brain, already functioning at reduced capacity, latches onto I was going to let you keep it anyway and immediately begins behaving like it has never encountered a normal sentence before. Which is ridiculous. It is a sweatshirt. People loan each other sweatshirts all the time. Probably. In very casual, emotionally neutral circumstances. None of which feel remotely relevant here.
“This is exactly the kind of thing that happens,” you murmur, “when the airline loses your entire life. Murphy’s law ans all that.”
He laughs softly through his nose.
“What all was in the suitcase?”
“Everything,” you say. “Clothes, makeup, skincare, my will to live.” Then, because apparently embarrassment has made you reckless, you add, “My bikinis too, which was kind of the point of coming to Santorini in the first place.”
He is quiet for a second.
“Too bad,” he says. “Would’ve liked to see those.”
Santos lifts her head from the couch like a shark catching blood in the water.
“Gross,” she says. “Can you two either make out or shut up? Some of us are trying to watch sad people chain-smoke in peace.”
A quiet laugh ripples through the room. Dana hides hers behind her wineglass. Victoria doesn’t look up from her phone, but the corner of her mouth gives her away.
You lock your eyes on the television with the rigid focus of a person trying not to burst into flame in public.
Your face is hot enough to qualify as an environmental hazard. A flare-up risk. One loose spark away from requiring intervention.
Beside you, Jack shifts back into the couch, looking unbothered.
“Good movie,” he murmurs.
You take a long sip of wine and decide, not for the first time, that the airline owes you financial compensation, emotional damages, and possibly a public apology.
this fic was part of my 2 year celebration: maria's summer in santorini
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is there anything i can do to help you get the frank langdon muse back. anything at all. please. you’ve been writing for that hot old fart almost exclusively lately, and i love that geezer! i do. but i’m experiencing symptoms of withdrawal. failure of imagination was a hit of straight dopamine to my brain but it’s long faded now 😭 i’m positively jonesing baby
old fart 😭😭😭 this was very funny anon thank u for the laugh HOWEVER i have posted two (2) frank langdon drabbles in the past two (2) days if u feel so inclined to check them out… one of them even features the same reader as failure of imagination! wahoo! you can find them under #🌺 maria writes OR:
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i am, unfortunately, not a machine and write when i feel inspired as to avoid burnout! sorry to disappoint 😔
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when your suitcase gets lost on the way to greece, jack abbot lends you clothes to get by. between nosy coworkers, spilled wine, and jack's teasing, the situation becomes much harder to survive than it should be.
𓆉°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ interested in how the pitt crew got approved for a week in greece? the original invitation is still posted
PAIRING: jack abbot x reader
WARNINGS: fluffity fluff, borrowed clothes, coworkers to something, public embarrassment, flustered reader, teasing, mild jealousy implications, suggestive dialogue, sexual rumors / assumptions, wine spilling, santos being ur number 1 opp and number 1 supporter at the same time, flirting!!! lots and lots of flirting
PROMPT: here!
WC: 1.8k
There are, you feel, worse fates than ending up marooned in Santorini wearing Jack Abbot’s clothes.
A plague of locusts, for one. Stepping on a lego barefoot perhaps. Or, in what may in fact be the cellar floor of human suffering, finally getting your suitcase back only to unzip it and find nothing inside but hideous hospital scrubs and lonely, misshapen shocks instead of your cute little outfits and your even cuter, very tiny bikinis you were supposed to be wearing on this trip.
And honestly that’s not entirely outside of the realm of possibility.
You packed at two in the morning with the executive function of a feral raccoon rifling through a gas station dumpster, so really the universe would be well within its rights to punish you.
This, then, was fine. More than fine. A salvageable situation. A win, even, if you angled your head and refused to inspect it too closely.
Except for the microscopic issue that his clothes smell like him.
Which you understood in a distant, theoretical way you know rain is wet or fire is hot or men’s clothes tend to smell like the men wearing them.
But now you understand it in that immediate, full-body way of a person trapped inside the atmosphere of a man she is trying, with only moderate success, not to be weird about.
Tobacco. Leather. Something dry and woodsy underneath, oak maybe, something warm and stern and impossible to separate from him now that you’ve noticed it.
It smells like competence. Like an almost-choice. Like the split second before you do something you already know you’ll have to lie about later.
And now it’s all over you. In the collar. In the cuffs. In every breath you take like your lungs have joined the opposition.
You huff it in like an addict and make your way into the living room.
Rain taps steadily at the tall glass windows, turning the whole house dim and silver at the edges.
Most of the group has collapsed into the couch in various stages of damp-haired, wine-soft sprawl, limbs overlapping without much regard for ownership, all of them fixed on some black-and-white film flickering across the tv screen.
The kitchen counter is crowded with wine glasses in varying stages of neglect, some nearly full, some reduced to lipstick ghosts and shallow red smears at the bottom, and you decide this is as good a moment as any to acquire one of your own.
You deserve it, after all.
You grab an unused glass and pour a generous amount.
From the end of the couch nearest to the kitchen, Victoria looks up from her phone, takes one look at you, and arches a brow.
“Nice sweatshirt,” she remarks. “Should we be thanking you for your service?”
Your eyes drop to the enormous ARMY stamped across your chest, which, in hindsight, does feel a touch less subtle than you might have hoped. Not understated, exactly. More like a public service announcement.
“Lost suitcase,” you say, heat climbing to your face as you fuss with a sleeve that falls halfway over your hand. “Jack let me borrow something, so… blame the airline.”
Santos lets out a sharp little laugh from beside her, all pleased with herself before she’s even opened her mouth. Never a promising sign.
“That’s a new one. Usually people skip straight to admitting they’re sleeping with him.”
You sputter around a mouthful of wine, swallowing too fast, too badly, eyes watering as you whip around to glare at her over the rim of your glass.
“Trinity,” you stage-whisper, eyes huge. “Jesus Christ.”
“Who’s sleeping with who?”
Jack’s voice lands from somewhere directly behind you.
You turn and there he is.
Grey sweatpants riding low on his hips, black t-shirt skimming a chest and shoulders broad enough to make the whole rest of the room look underbuilt, all of him calm and self-contained in a way that makes you feel, by contrast, like a person assembled in a rush from spare parts.
You force your eyes upward with considerable effort and bite your tongue hard enough to keep from openly staring.
Santos is dead. Santos is dead and, before she dies, you are taking every single one of her beach towels. Let her drip-dry for the rest of the trip. Let her know hardship.
“Nobody,” you say quickly, then quicker, before somehow the first version had not been convincing enough. “No one is sleeping with anybody. There’s no sleeping happening. That is not a thing that is, um, happening.”
Jack gives you a quizzical look at that. You imagine he might be considering have you checked out.
Then his mouth tips at one corner. “Shame. For a second there it sounded interesting.”
Before you can scrape together anything remotely usable in reply, Jack is already moving past you, one hand catching lightly at your waist as he goes, casual, thoughtless, the absent sort of touch that means nothing to him and enough to shave several fiscal years off your life.
He heads straight for the couch, dropping into it.
Santos leans toward Victoria and mutters, in a voice carrying all the discretion of a car alarm, “Yeah. Real shame.”
You choose, with great maturity, not to acknowledge her. Which is easier to commit to in theory than in practice, especially when you turn toward the choice and realize your choices have narrowed to two.
One, the far corner, between Robby and the intern under a blanket that is doing a pathetic job of concealing whatever the hell is going on beneath it.
Or two, the open seat beside Jack.
You cross the room and lower yourself into the space next to him, careful to leave what you hope reads as a normal, socially unremarkable amount of distance between you.
He doesn’t look away from the movie.
“No need to get that defensive about your love life, kid,” he murmurs. “We’re all adults here.”
“I was not defensive,” you whisper back, which, admittedly, sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing a defensive person would say. You take a sip of wine. “It was a misunderstanding. That’s all.”
At that, Jack finally turns his head and looks at you properly. “So you are sleeping with someone?”
Dana’s eyes flick up from the movie, sharp and curious for exactly one second too long.
“Will you keep your voice down?” you hiss, then immediately drop yours lower still, because apparently hypocrisy is one more thing you’ll be sampling tonight. “No. I am not sleeping with anyone. And even if I were, that would be none of your business.”
He lifts both hands in surrender.
“Fair enough. Not my business,” he agrees. You exhale, which turns out to be premature, because then, after a beat, he adds, “Could’ve fooled the room. They seem to think everyone about you is my business.”
Your fingers twitch, and the wine makes its move, sloshing clean over the rim and splattering across the front of your — his sweatshirt in one dark, awful splash.
“Shit,” you blurt, already half setting the glass down, reaching for the hem in a burst of useless panic, like maybe if you rub at it fast enough you can bully time into reversing itself. “Jack, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to, I just, you said that and I…”
“Hey,” he says, catching at your wrist before you can make the stain worse. “It’s fine.”
“No, it’s not,” you say, mortified. “I just spilled red wine all over your sweatshirt.”
“You spilled red wine on an old sweatshirt,” he corrects.
Before you can launch into a fresh round of apology, he leans in and lays a hand flat over the stained part of the sweatshirt like he’s assessing damage. Entirely practical. Entirely innocent. A normal thing to do when something has been spilled on his clothes.
Your body reacts like it has never encountered human contact before, going warm and taut all at once, every nerve abruptly standing at attention.
You become excruciatingly aware of the space between you, which is to say there almost isn’t any.
“It’ll wash out,” he concludes, drawing his hand away.
You swallow, still staring at the stain because the stain is safer to look at than his face. “I feel awful.”
“You look awful.”
Your head flies up so fast your neck nearly protests. He catches the horror on your face and, finally, there it is, the quick flicker of amusement.
“Upset, I mean. More upset than I am.”
“Of course I’m upset. You were nice enough to let me borrow your clothes and within, what, an hour, I’ve turned one of them into a crime scene.”
“That’s dramatic.”
“It’s merlot on gray cotton. I ruined it.”
“It’s not ruined,” he says, easy as anything. “And even if it was, I’ve got more.” His eyes flick briefly to the sweatshirt. “I was going to let you keep it anyway.”
Your brain, already functioning at reduced capacity, latches onto I was going to let you keep it anyway and immediately begins behaving like it has never encountered a normal sentence before. Which is ridiculous. It is a sweatshirt. People loan each other sweatshirts all the time. Probably. In very casual, emotionally neutral circumstances. None of which feel remotely relevant here.
“This is exactly the kind of thing that happens,” you murmur, “when the airline loses your entire life. Murphy’s law ans all that.”
He laughs softly through his nose.
“What all was in the suitcase?”
“Everything,” you say. “Clothes, makeup, skincare, my will to live.” Then, because apparently embarrassment has made you reckless, you add, “My bikinis too, which was kind of the point of coming to Santorini in the first place.”
He is quiet for a second.
“Too bad,” he says. “Would’ve liked to see those.”
Santos lifts her head from the couch like a shark catching blood in the water.
“Gross,” she says. “Can you two either make out or shut up? Some of us are trying to watch sad people chain-smoke in peace.”
A quiet laugh ripples through the room. Dana hides hers behind her wineglass. Victoria doesn’t look up from her phone, but the corner of her mouth gives her away.
You lock your eyes on the television with the rigid focus of a person trying not to burst into flame in public.
Your face is hot enough to qualify as an environmental hazard. A flare-up risk. One loose spark away from requiring intervention.
Beside you, Jack shifts back into the couch, looking unbothered.
“Good movie,” he murmurs.
You take a long sip of wine and decide, not for the first time, that the airline owes you financial compensation, emotional damages, and possibly a public apology.
this fic was part of my 2 year celebration: maria's summer in santorini
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langdon discovers your weakness: being correct. you discover his: needing to argue with you about it
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PAIRING: frank langdon x nerd!reader
WARNINGS: fluffity fluff, nerd!reader, sunshine!reader, intern!reader, pre-relationship pining, academic flirting, shirtless langdon, reader is clumsy, langdon manhandling once again, beach setting, slow burn as always
PROMPT: here!
WC: 0.9k
You’re crouched by the rocks, thinking (maybe overthinking, definitely overthinking) about how tides are basically nature’s very slow, very patient way of rearranging furniture, nudging the shoreline grain by grain. Erosion as decoration, oceanic feng shui.
Your toes, lacking imagination or enthusiasm for your existential oceanic musings, wriggle unhappily in gritty sand, damp and insistent, like the world’s least appealing exfoliation treatment.
But you’re stubborn, and stubborn means you’ll ignore discomfort if there’s something captivating enough to distract you. And just ahead, caught in the safe anonymity of shadow, is a small crab. It skitters sideways, freezes mid-motion, as though playing the world’s tensest, tiniest game of red light, green light.
You’ve never really gotten the hang of “enjoying” the beach like a normal person, have you?
Even as a kid, your beach trips meant scraped knees and awkward contortions above tiny tide pools. Scientist postures adopted decades too early. Your mind always running away from you, darting through an endless maze of questions that refused resolution.
Once you tried to smuggle an entire jar of seawater home, insisting it was important, vital even, despite overwhelming visual evidence that it was just… salty water with a few grains of drifting sand.
“Brachyura,” a voice says from behind you, abrupt and far too close to your ear to belong to a stranger. Your breath hitches and your foot slides ineptly in the damp sand.
Gravity lurches enthusiastically toward public embarrassment, already whispering promises of sandy humiliation, but a pair of hands find your shoulders, tugging you gently upright like an oversized marionette whose strings they’ve begrudgingly learned to untangle.
You crane your neck up, blinking upward through eyelashes clumped from salt air.
Langdon.
Fresh from the water, apparently. Incarnation of stern practicality wrapped in saltwater shine. Hair dripping small rivulets of ocean down his neck, skin glistening damply, sunlight skittering over his features as if it, too, is uncertain it will find a kinder place to rest.
“I — uh, well yes, that’s — technically that’s just the infraorder,” you stumble hurriedly, words tumbling like dominoes, trying desperately not to acknowledge the persistent warmth of his hands still bracing your shoulders. You straighten your spine, awkwardly graceful (okay, mostly awkward), as your mouth rushes ahead without permission from your brain — “Which is good, infraorders are perfectly good places to start, broad strokes and all that, but, if you want specificity, which I assume you do, since you’re you and everything, accuracy-wise, I’d guess Grapsidae? Because of, um, the carapace? Although I realize that’s probably not visible from your angle, which makes this an educated guess — or maybe an overly ambitious one? Anyway, I might be wrong — though, honestly, I don’t really think I am.”
Langdon’s eyebrows lift fractionally, and without explicitly calling out your obvious spiral into nervousness (small mercies), he simply crouches next to you, hands moving from your shoulders to his knees, leaning forward into your shared fixation on the tiny creature.
“Carpace shape would definitely clarify,” he agrees softly, eyes narrowed thoughtfully. “Of course, if accuracy’s our goal — and you’re right, that’s very much my thing — we could always catch it and verify. Or is speculation more your comfort zone?”
“Catch it?” You practically squeak, eyes wide, picturing your clumsy human hands accidentally crushing something so small and helpless, immediately spiraling into guilty imagined apologies and crab funerals (poorly attended, perhaps only yourself, a few baffled seagulls, and the soundless waves). “No, no, speculation is good. Excellent, actually. Much safer for everyone involved, particularly tiny, defenseless beach residents.”
“Probably wise,” he murmurs, his voice barely louder than the tide hushing at your feet. “Better not to risk it. I suppose some things are best left unconfirmed.”
You shift infinitesimally closer, almost involuntarily, and find your voice tumbling out again before you can reconsider, earnestness coloring each syllable: “I'm still inclined to think it's Grapsidae, though.”
Langdon hums in soft acknowledgment, a small sound that vibrates through him into you, startlingly intimate in its resonance.
“Confidence is appealing, even misplaced confidence,” he remarks casually. “Though I’d argue it looks more Portunidae.”
“No — no, see, Portunidae is — well, not impossible exactly, but definitely unlikely, because the back legs on Portunidae are paddle-shaped, distinctly modified for swimming, right? And this crab, if you look closely, has pointy, ordinary walking legs, which —” Your eyes flicker upward, catching the small, barely-there curve of his mouth. “Oh. You’re… you're totally messing with me right now, aren’t you?”
Langdon’s smile broadens just enough to confirm your suspicion, eyes glinting. He lifts one shoulder in a lazy half-shrug, lightly apologetic in theory, not remotely in reality.
“Guilty. Sorry,” he admits. “I have this innate desire to contradict you. Consider it a character flaw.”
You tilt your head slightly, making an unsuccessful attempt at hiding your grin, cheeks undeniably warm. Purely sun-induced warmth, naturally (or at least that’s what you tell yourself).
“That explains everything,” you say, affecting an exaggerated, mock-serious air. “Honestly, this puts your whole personality into clearer perspective.”
Langdon chuckles quietly under his breath, the sound rare and low enough to draw your eyes back to his face. “Well, now you know. Incurably flawed, I'm afraid.”
“Deeply incurable.”
He holds your gaze for a second longer, a quiet smile playing softly at the corners of his mouth, before turning toward the distant line of waves.
“Come on,” he says, voice gentle, almost affectionate. “Let's walk. We'll leave our mysterious friend to its existential privacy.”
You follow, still smiling, sand soft beneath your feet and heart inexplicably lighter.
this fic was part of my 2 year celebration: maria's summer in santorini
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