Ughhhh

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif

little brother has been intermittently texting me the weather alerts for towns called Gaylord and saying "hey watch out"

Insane how we’re animals

whose this

guy

woag. gay married

guy who clutches his chest and says "GOOD LORD" in sincere terror when he finds out the blueberry sale ended and they're full price again

How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing pressure of capitalism

Bruh like all of it

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

i don’t know what a boat is

If a car was gay

oh cool. love is love

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

“Would you kill me, my love?”

For wakanda, without a doubt

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

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