A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that youβve got a kid of your own, I think itβs time to give you this"
"Dad, you donβt mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dadβ¦ Iβm honouredβ¦", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "Iβm dad".











