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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Alas fellatio I blew him well

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

Fellow white people did you know there's this cool youtube hack where you go out of your way to watch videos made by Black people. And suddenly your video recommendations will have loads of cool new channels. And then you realise youtube was literally hiding videos made by Black people from you because they assumed you wouldn't be interested

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”