She's A Hurricane In All Kinds Of Weather

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

Shoplifting tumblr had the right idea the whole time and we just made fun of them

Stop writing callout posts because someone drew cartoon characters kissing and shoplift from target

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

By Jen Bloomer.

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

what is a table but a domestic net

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

*throws holy water on this post*

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

We need more discussions like this

the Blair Witch is literally just an example of what white women did before pinterest and valium

isnt valium from like the 50s

and Miss Blair Witch’s first murder occurred in 1940… know your herstory

im hoping you mean the energy drink

absolutely not. does this blog look like it endorses sub-par energy drinks? no. this blog promotes getting spit roasted between two demonic hell beasts after fine dining on that sea monster pussy. miss me with that ain’t even shit drink unless it leads me straight into a monster bukakke scene. can’t even begin to imagine a world where I would rather drink that death syrup as opposed to riding that eldritch horror dick. fuck you.