heironymous binch

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

Item: the Bean Jar, carried around by a passive-aggressive Paladin and nobody’s sure if they’re serious or not

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

You’re allowed to eat other people but you have to be quick about it

Excuse me

5 second rule

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

the fact that caleb is so socially inept that he goes to yasha with her whole entire 7 charisma and decided ‘yeah this ex circus bouncer knows what she’s doing she’s the social touchstone I’m gonna use to reorient myself into polite society’ is just…. it’s so fukcing… good.  look at her eat that rat off the floor. this is clearly a woman about town. teach me your ways.