BOO

EWW??? WHAT IS THIS NEW LAYOUT

So uh yeah they made up because she’s not that bad

Uhh did I ever mention that Xiaolongbao has a freaking SHRIMPY in a dumpling?! RHAVAHAJAMAAMBASB SSMLALALALSKWMSAM I literally forgot to post this

They’re fighting im CRINE

They probably fighting because she felt offended by something he said. Specifically…

She felt mocked by his words, because WE (yes, WE) ALL know that Spider Lily Cookie was in a similar situation and she accepted their offer in exchange for her services

“So you think you’re better than me?!” Ahh

Not like she revealed her identity, but she got heated being reminded of that time. She’s in disguise (similar to Wolfsbane)

I haven’t released her disguise outfit sooooo you’re gonna have to wait another million years

SHE REJECTED HIM LMAOOOO

I never thought I would experience something like this but my switch has experienced the orange screen of death??? Dawg I was like what the hell is that orange light because my room was dark and I didn’t have my glasses on. Then I got up to check, it’s my switch and I was like what the hell?? But I restarted it and everything seems good. I would fucking cry if anything happened to my switch because MY TOMODACHI LIFE😭😭💔💔 I know I had this since 2017 but she has been amazing and well taken care of these past years!!!😡🍅🍅🍅

BROOOO so I was helping people in abyss raid and someone asked me where I was from and I said yama and they said “what’s yama?” Or something like that and JUST as I was about to reply with ya mama’s house MY FUCKING GAME CRASHED IM CRINEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭

And I couldn’t do the joke anymore DAMN IT

BOOM SHAKALAKAH

Now we prep for chaos oh lord

DAWG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????? IS THIS A GLITCH????? Making me want to delete my entire strawpage and make a new one DAWWWGWGGGGGG I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

IT WONT STOCPHEEPEPEPEPE I’m getting dizzy im def deleting this strawpage and making a new one

Views finally loading in after all this time WHYYYY

It’s so beautiful… MY FIRST GRANDMASTER! Enjoy it while it lasts ahh💔…

Never thought my guild could reach platinum (i think that’s what it’s called??) enjoy it while it lasts as well ahh💔 IMMA GET DESTROYED BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE IN MY GUILD BRO

1 v 90 😭😭😭😭🫪🫪🫪🫪

I went to my grandma for cream that helps with mosquito bites and she asked me why I was outside😭😭 can I not touch grass?💔

She probably said that because I always get a bunch of mosquito bites when I go outside during the summer, I hate mosquitoes sm not only does it itch but it makes my legs sore!

I didn’t want to wait until I was able to do hell with all roles, so I played with all supports since they’re the only ones with 3k res😭😭👊💔

Eh I got practice out of it sooooo

Hmmmm these stars look awfully familiar…

Maybe I was the one speed running all along… /j but WOOOOO!!!!

STFU I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE SOS THING RESETS FOR THE SEASON OH MY GOOODDDDDDDD

I mean idc since I already have max title but STILLLLL OGAGAGAHAHAGAJSHAJJ

Boooooiiii get out me game boooiiii

ALSO IM PISSED OFF THAT I HAD TO SPEND AN EXTRA 20K GEMS TO GET STARDUST BECAUSE OF THE STUPID ASS CHALLENGE MODE IN THAT STORY THINGY I DIDNT EVEN USE HIM AT ALL

literally all you need is moonlight and Milky Way he was so fucking useless and a waste of money but the shit wouldn’t let me play unless I obtained him BOOOOOOOO FUCKERS those gems could’ve went to something more useful!!!!!!!!

Anyway, new abyss raid season huh? Kill me, people already SPEED RUNNING that shit like YO CHILL IT AINT GOING ANYWHERE FOR AT LEAST 3 MONTHS

Champions raid. I fucking hate the players.

Okay so like when someone is trying to get a good high score, they want to get a group, obviously. So explain it to me, why the FUCK do people always choose the cookies that are NOT meta?????? THE DAMN COOKIES ARE FREE AND EVERYONE HAS THE SAME STATS ON THEM, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP BRO LIKE SERIOUSLY???? What goes through your retarded mind when you choose a cookie that’s not in the top 100??? You are NOT getting a high score bro big shots use those specific cookies for a FUCKING REAAASSSSOOONNNNNNNNNN

and not just having the cookies, gotta have the skill but this is about completely ELIMINATING the chances of getting a high score with a shitty cookie pick

This scene so beautiful it almost made me cry yordes…

Ik im like hella late to this cuz i don’t usually play adventure mode, only for weeklies

AND MAD SYRUP COOKIE IS A GUY?????? WE’RE FINALLY GETTING A MALE LEGENDARY IN TOA????? Nothing but puss up until the moment he arrives

I should probably save that $90 for him… though I still kinda want wasp… but my mama is the problem! It’s my money I should spend it as much as I want!…