~My Happy Place~

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day.

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that