"What do I know about being human?"

If you think he's saving her life here, you're wrong. #LetBarbaraOffTheString

Toby Domzalski: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Claire Nuñez: If it's a true or false question, you should be able to add a third option, which is [softly and tiredly] "who's to say?"

Blinky: nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about troll history?" Then I could be like "Oh, perhaps I could be of some assistance"

Arrrggghhh: I’ll keep all my feelings right here and one day I’ll die.

Angor Rot: I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud.

Walter Strickler: sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all

Draal: *holding a bottle* Is this whisky or perfume? *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* It’s perfume.

Gunmar: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Nana: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.

Gatto: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵

Otto Scaarbach: You know those days where you’re like, "this might as well happen"? Adult life is already so damn weird.

Vendel: I don’t look older, I just look worse

Mary Wang: I am a proud, Asian-American woman, and you will treat me with respect! I'm a tiger mom!

Darci Scott: i like to lean in and go “stop snitchin’ motherfucker” and walk off. ‘cause you’re never too young to learn our national no snitching policy

Nomura: It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA.

NotEnrique: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Steve Palchuck: Some people give off a vibe of right away, they’re like, “Do not fuck with me.”

Eli Pepperjack: My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”

Ms. Janeth: No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot!

Bular: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Barbara Lake: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Coach Lawrence: “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”

Mr. Nuñez: We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.