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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

love the phrase fuck all. that sure is what i do all the time i am very familiar with fuck all, jack shit, diddly-squat even

it comes effortlessly to me‚ dillydallying and dicking around. others might have a hard time doing this much nothing but not me. i am a natural

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

Why did this post breach containment 6 months later im planting a Bomb

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed