This Is My Blog And I'm Sorry

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

Game balance is easy. They should just buff the characters I like and nerf all the characters I don't like

Jelly World is REAL and I'm tired of pretending it's not . I'm tired of all the "imaginary world" "neopets psyop" rumors because I am an actual Jelly World resident and it's making fun of my hometown, I grew up here and it' s a very important place to me and they keep treating it as a JOKE!. You guys r just jealous of our edible jelly buildings and cars...... #ILiveInARealPlace #JellyWorldIsNotFake #StopTheJokes

Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

I feel like "Joe Biden shouldn't have pardoned his son because now Trump will get away with abusing pardon power on the basis that Joe Biden used it to save his son" is a spurious premise. Donald Trump will abuse pardon power and he will get away with it. Not "might," but "will." That's a hard fact. There is nothing you or me or Joe Biden could possibly do to prevent that. We had a chance to prevent it a few weeks ago and we failed. Since it is now a foregone conclusion that Donald Trump will abuse pardon power and will get away with it, why exactly does it matter what Joe Biden does with it at this point? If anything he should be going buckwild, issuing blanket pardons for himself and his family and all of Trump's political opponents, call the GOP's bluff and force them to either let Joe Biden get away with blatantly weaponizong the system against them, or curtail Pardon Power, cutting their guy off at the knees. There is no "if we don't act right, the Republicans will get away with acting wrong" anymore. The Republicans WILL get away with acting wrong. It no longer does anybody any good to feign being bound by rules that clearly don't apply anymore.

(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery