Sting's Wife! (In My Dreams...)

“Glinda! Just how dead is she?!

“Because there has been so much rumor and speculation, let me tell you the whole story. “According to the timedragon app, the melting occurred at approximately 1am, the result of gunshot thrown by a 15 year old girl, so yes, I can confirm the wicked witch is dead!”

Was that the whole story? Honestly, I don’t know anymore, I don’t know Evanston anymore. What once was a suburban utopia is but a childish assumption. Now, thanks to growing up, and realizing the whole truth, from someone I cared about, it’s actually like Twin Peaks. Dark secrets everywhere, one was about the person who woke me up,

Elphaba Thropp.

Starring Zendaya as Elphaba Thropp

“Pinch me, I’m dreaming… a job with the mayor of Evanston City!?”

Dove Cameron as Galinda Upland

“Elphie, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project!”

Marisa Bode as Nessarose Thropp

“Elphaba… what are you doing here?”

Ben Platt As Boq Woodsman

“Not curfews….

Ncuti Gatwa as Fiyero Tiggeular

“I can’t believe it, I’ve just been rejected by a girl…”

Alan Cumming as Dr. Christopher Dillamond

“I’m not fired… good.”

Lady Gaga as Madame Muriel Morrible

“Oscar! God, I am glad to see you, baby!”

And Christian Borle as The Wizard