Self Insert Hell

genuinely what did the Michael movie do to people? how did people go from hating him, being “scared” of him, calling him a pedo, to writing smuts of him and making all these weird ass tiktoks sexualizing him. what the fuck is wrong with people.

Please please pleaaaase dress me up as a delicate doll. Lined with lace, overrun with ruffles, a nice high fitted collar to keep proper posture. Ribbons in my hair, holding it in perfect style, never to be changed. I want to be dolled up and posed on your bookshelf. Finally perfectly pretty.

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

having small tits and taking pics of them while lying on your back without looking like a 13 y/o boy is a skill I don't think people outside the group truly appreciate

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

Reblog and put in the tags: In terms of controversy, discourse, infighting, ship wars, etc., which of the fandom’s you’ve been was the most stressful? Which was the most peaceful?

I miss skeezy, frat bro Grayson Waller. They need to bring back that version of him. He's like that one hook-up that you have and feel really ashamed about, because he's such a douche