Winners Never Lose

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

Can you swap their heads ?

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you fucking suck at burger

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

princess peach at the sperm bank

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

mario at the sperm bank