Levshu

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

I have 2-3 genderfluid friends. They are my gay babies

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

@djnox712

@kokido

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

As someone who works in the food service business, I wish there was a Yelp for customers

Nothing is really lost until your mum can’t find it.

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

IT’S A MCDOGGO

Mr. Mango has been dancing outside my window holding a 10” chef’s knife for weeks ensuring that i wail and weep all through the night