Toasty boy

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

The first time I saw this I didn't get it, now I do and I'm so mad

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

🏒🥅🚨

remember when wap came out and ben shapiro was like "pussies don't get wet" and then everyone was like bro ?? and then he was like I'm gonna double down: my WIFE just told me I'm right. and that went on for several days.

he didn't have to do any of that

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING