Levianity

you are not immune from propaganda but also some of y'all literally do not know the definition of propaganda

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

As a professional seamstress, I appreciate what he says, but respectfully disagree that sewing is the gateway to carpentry and welding and all those "man" versions of building. I can 100% make all kinds of solid things like metal and wood do what I want on a reasonably regular basis, because once you cut it, it is what it is, but I've watched carpenters be brought to tears by the inherent unique principles of fabric.

Shoutout to my tragic theatre kids. My girls born to play Elle Woods who have dark hair. My people destined to be Misha Bachinski who are 5'2". My people who should be analyzing newsies choreo who have face blindness. My Cats fanatics with no flexibility. My girls made to be a Veronica but are forced to be a Martha. Female Audrey II s. Male Janet Weiss's. The wrong range for the right role. You are meant for this character but they weren't designed for you and there's nothing you can do

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me