Kneel Before Clefairy

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

The tl;dw is just that the writers want to brutalise Black characters on screen but they don't want to villainise any of their white characters by having them behave in a way that will get any backlash so they just make their one significant brown character do it and that checks all racist boxes for them.

all this explicit body horror only being reserved for black bodies in this show on top of the racially charged language and the bastardization of the black characters idk anymore man

I haven't seen season three, never will. But I noticed that from the infamous beat down episode. There's SO much excessive violence done to Louis in particular in that episode, and I WOULD have dismissed it as a one off, but it just got worse and worse as season 2 went on. It was like they were trying to frog boil us or something. Looks like this is where it's ended up.

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

i’m told i’ve made “the perfect tea time pie” and maybe i shouldn’t be so pleased about that but i am

CAN I HAVE THE RECIPE FOR THAT I WANT TO MAKE EARL GRAY LAVENDER PIE SO BADLY

i'm asexual in ways that are mysterious and hard to explain even to myself

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

All this is made significantly better when you realise the tiny, winding, rural Irish roads have a speed limit of 80 km/h. That is the same speed as a dual carriageway.

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia