noosa strawberry yogurt - best in taste. so sweet. it literally tastes like strawberry jam. pure treat of a yogurt. 10/10
:ratio keto-friendly strawberry yogurt - best in texture. most yogurt is sloppy and you just kind of get used to it, but this is perfect, legit panna cotta-tier. comes pre-blended and the perfect pale pink. not quite sweet, but remarkably flavorful for the 1 gram of sugar it has. when i need to get a snack during work, this is it. iāve never even done a keto diet. 10/10
oikos strawberry greek yogurt / great value strawberry greek yogurt / chobani strawberry greek yogurt / yoplait original strawberry yogurt - putting these four mfs together because after racking my brain i cannot think of a single thing that is special or sets them apart from each other. pale pink and strawberry-flavored. mildly sweet. this is your average strawberry yogurt. 6/10 still my favorite flavor of yogurt
great value original strawberry - this one gets honorable mention for actually being sweeter than yoplait. the generic brand is kicking your ass, yoplait. come on. 7/10
:ratio protein strawberry yogurt / oikos PRO strawberry yogurt - both protein-packed for the meatheads. moderately sweet. thick like paste but in a tasty smooth way. iād eat before the gym. 7/10
yoplait greek 100 whips! strawberry - i didnāt know what to expect from whipped yogurt but this is fucking delicious. the texture is light and almost cakey. the strawberry flavor is noticeably tangy. very sweet. this is my go-to breakfast yogurt. 9/10
yoplait whips! lowfat strawberry mist - somehow the objectively worse whipped yogurt. its saving grace is being very sweet and very pink, but the texture is too mushy and off-putting. still like 8/10
oui french-style strawberry yogurt - sweet. extremely creamy and milky which accentuates the strawberry flavor well. unfortunately the texture is very offputting to me for reasons i canāt describe. itās more runny than standard yogurt while also being thicker somehow. itās all good until you have to mix it. 6/10
two good 2g sugar strawberry yogurt - look. i respect the hustle of trying to cut sugar. i really do. this is not how you go about it at all. it tastes like plain yogurt with a HINT of strawberry. the color is so pale pink itās almost white. this is like if la croix was a yogurt. if youāre on a diet, i salute you. if you are not, AVOID. 3/10
so delicious dairy-free coconutmilk strawberry yogurt - i couldnāt tell it was dairy-free, which i guess is a compliment. incredibly rich pink color and large chunks of strawberry. the actual flavor is really, really tangy, but passably sweet. 7/10
silk almondmilk strawberry yogurt - this tastes good if you can get past all of the things that make it a completely different experience from actual yogurt. the color is distinctly pinkish-brown. itās very wet and runny. the first bite tastes of almond. when you get to the strawberry flavor itās very sweet and the almond flavor actually makes it a great experience overall. some people are going to fucking hate it because it isnāt regular yogurt, but thatās okay. 8/10
oui dairy-free strawberry yogurt - this oneās another coconut milk-based yogurt. absolute god-tier dairy alternative, in my opinion. the coconut milk flavor comes through loud and clear; youāre eating coconut-strawberry flavor. the texture is so smooth. itās like straight cream with zero of the weird shit youād expect from usual yogurt. sweet and light. 9/10 because the coconut flavor takes some getting used to
activia probiotic strawberry yogurt - it markets itself as a probiotic so i donāt know what i expected. you can taste the probiotics. itās a darker pink, and sweet, but unfortunately tastes of fermentation. reminds me of wine a little. bad 4/10
