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we're not kids anymore.
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my kink is fictional couples protecting each other not because one is âweakerâ (ie the female character) but because theyâre both completely equal and their first instinct is to protect each other
EXCELLENT KINK, 10/10
Bonus points: when theyâre both fighting over who gets to be the protective one.
The comic is everything
We must combine our forces
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise uÂ
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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought Iâd post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
The Angel of Death
FISTS YOU
And then you Die
Context: my teacher translated the verb âto grasp with oneâs handâ as âto fistâ since thatâs kinda what it literally means, but you canât translate it like that into English because âto fistâ means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesnât know that.
So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul â he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now thatâs pretty damn metal, but she said word for word âthe angel of death fists you, and then you dieâ which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears
@xxxdragonfucker69xxx
yâall know that john mulaney quote âthe things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?â
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was âwatching her weightâ
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says âwathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?â (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying âyou canât wait for a watch; you donât have the timeâ
and then he said âoh, quick girl!â, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anythingÂ
You pleased a mad fae trickster
A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girlsâ bathroom.
Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girlsâ bathroom at the new school because she wasnât sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she âleans very far forward to use the bathroom.â
Then the threats began on a private parentsâ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie âitâ and âthingâ, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (âa good sharp knife will do the job real quickâ). One said it was âhunting season on them kindâ and said there was âno bag limit.â
Maddieâs mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: âThese are adults making threatsâ I donât understand it. Sheâs an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I canât explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.â
KXII reports: âThe sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.â
See the screenshots:
Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when itâs citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom..
SavagesâŚ
Hereâs the OP of the hate posts FB:Â https://www.facebook.com/Crenshaw4
hereâs her husbands deactivated fb:Â https://www.facebook.com/burney.crenshaw
and hereâs a post that has everything screencapped:Â https://www.facebook.com/mamabearlovesbabybear/
destroy them
HOLY SHIT
Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, âfuck,â and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: âHEY.â
let him say fuck
I was at a crossing once and a kidâs dad said âand we have to wait for the green manâ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that thatâs what you do. Iâve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited.Â
It takes a village to raise a child.
I once posted about how much I hate MAPs and this one dude said âyou motherfucker, I used to like youâ and Iâm very glad they donât like me anymore
Reblog to make a pedophile dislike you
Thanks for your good work Fish⢠your doing gods work! đđ đĄ
statistics teacher: *showing us a graph of results of rolling a 10 sided die 100 times* student: is that even possible? a die with ten sides? statistics teacher: there are dice with ten sides, yes. me: theres dice with twenty sides too. and four, and twelve, and eight. friend sitting next to me: how do you??? even know that???????? me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a dungeon masters guide and ate dice for breakfast that morning:Â

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What itâs like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control
Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isnât always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma theyâve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.
DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE.
If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment - Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines.
Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT.
Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them.Â
As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass Iâll protect you and your privacy. ITâS MY JOB.
REBLOG THIS
I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG IS
THIS IS SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD SEE
sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines
I NEVER
REALIZED
YOU COULD DO THIS
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now  Â
omfg for real I thought this was just me?
er, dear artists of Tumblr:
WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?
pspspss
you can also trace things
Because true.
OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHINGâ
This is like the most obvious shit I feel like Iâve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?⌠HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE
reblog to save an artistâs life.
okay but most/all art programs let you draw straight lines with the regular brush tool anyway -
Draw a dot/tap where you want the straight line to start.
Hold shift.
Tap where you want the straight line to end.