You have seen Flambae lighting Robert's cigarette when they are smoking together Now get ready for Robert thinking about Flambae while smoking alone (or not smoking cus he didn't even light his cigarette)
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You have seen Flambae lighting Robert's cigarette when they are smoking together Now get ready for Robert thinking about Flambae while smoking alone (or not smoking cus he didn't even light his cigarette)

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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.
How many bees do you think you could beat in a fight all at once, question?
A million- no two million bees. I’d set them all on fire and they’d die instantly. Easy win.
The estimated lethal dose of toxins released by new stings for an average person is 500 to 1,000 stings. It’s recommended, for those without allergies to bees, to seek immediate medical treatment after 25-50 stings. Warning signs of this toxin overtaking bodily process are difficulty breathing, lightheadedness, and allergy symptoms such as anaphylactic shock
Bees are typically averse/vulnerable to fire and I’d up his stats due to heat levels against severe stinging initially reaching the body. Additionally I’ve got a working theory after consulting with colleagues that meta immunity for pyros may be reduced due to lost pathogens not surviving in the body fast enough for the white blood cells to properly develop an immunity to things such as viruses and bacteria. Toxins are slightly different but will function the same way in this scenario
I’d estimate 5,000 bees initially to steer his firepower away and an additional 5,000 direct stings to be a loss
OH FUCK OFF 10K IS MY LIMIT!! SOMEONE GET ME TEN THOUSAND BEES RIGHT NOW ILL FUCKING SHOW YOU BITCHES HOW MANY BEES I CAN TAKE!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Its not that I specifically think nature hates you in particular but there seems to be a pattern forming. I’ll keep track of it so I may find correlation
Carry on
You better pray that I never find you in person. 🦝🦝🦝🔥🔥🔥🔥
Would you have to blow on Flambae’s pussy before you eat it? Like food that’s a little too hot?
If he came in your mouth, would you have to hashafashasha before you could swallow?
Gimme like 30 min to do some calculations
Ok so!
Average human baseline calculations:
- vaginal canal 97-99 degrees Fahrenheit
- rectal temperatures have slight variation of degrees similarly between that same range
- phalluses essentially the same temperature as the vagina
* Temperatures of the human body do tend to rise through a process called vasocongestion which is the localized pooling of blood in bodily tissues. This occurs during arousal causing erections and vaginal lubrication. It does not seem to, by my cursory research into this, have any significant impact on the temperature of erogenous zones in the body
Flambae temperature at rest:
- Baseline heat will be at 110 functionally to account for increased internal temperatures and combustion rates as well as advanced metabolic processes (see my notes on such here)
- Temperatures of vaginal canal, phallus, and rectum would follow the same pattern between 108-110 degrees Fahrenheit
Flambae on fuego:
- Temperatures range at baseline between 400-900 depending on physical activity levels and the body’s fat burned
It stands to reason you would need a cooldown period of at least an hour following a successful chained run of his power up in order to safety engage in sexual activity
So technically if you were to try and eat him out following a highly successful day of work you would absolutely need to blow on Flambae’s pussy before you eat it
I've read a lot of fics where Flambae loses control of his flames during sex (on his back, on his shoulders, etc)
So here's my question:
How long would it take for his pussy temp to be too hot to eat/fuck/finger if he were to accidentally go On Fuego? Would it be an instant dick burning? Would a partner have enough time to pull away, no matter how lost in the pussy sauce they are?
I think it depends on if they recognize the signs / warnings of temperature fluctuations! One of the things I’ve researched with his powers is the process of spontaneous combustion which is how his flames manifest. The presence of them gaining as might heat as they do throughout the game leads me to that 400 degrees Fahrenheit on fuego baseline as that’s the temperature that usually causes spontaneous combustion in chemical reactions
I think a partner would definitely be able to pull away in the event of said combustion if it started with just the back and shoulders but if it was a full body ignition you’d definitely see some second or third degree burns with those temperatures. I enjoy the headcanon that he has to have impeccable control over his powers in intimate situations due to this fact especially
Psa: don’t get too lost in the sauce of our favorite fire freak for the sake of keeping all partner’s appendages intact and always have burn first aid supplies on standby!
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Just imagine someone new joining the Flambert fandom now Just getting a tour of community
"Okay over here we have the blogs which mainly focus on art, these ones run by writers, we have a Flambae roleplay blog (we like to rage bait him), these blogs that support the fandoms ecosystem by reblog everything from the previously mentioned blogs. And lastly, Here is our writer/rocket scientist (possibly eldritch/ possibly completely normal) raccoon that can tell you any fact you might want to know about Flambaes anatomy"
"His anatomy..?"
"We know his rectal temperature."
"....."
"You can't lick his nipple piercings when they're still hot."
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我无法一个人活在那个...... 没有你们的未来
Do they know we're feral?
Two dudes brushing their teeth together 0 inches apart cause they're not gay! 💃
我无法一个人活在那个...... 没有你们的未来
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When I enter a "most tragic character death" competition, but literally anyone from Link Click pulls up...
So I lowkey just leave.
Hey so missing link right guys