Shifting Labyrinth

i lied actually i’m not horny i want someone to hold me close to their chest and pet my hair. actually i double lied i do want to be felt up and slapped across the face

.2%?!?!?! GOD DAMN IT!!!! YOU'VE ALL FAILED ME!!!!! MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE AND MY DAY IS RUINED. 😱😭😡😠🤬😩😫

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Same reaction as the first time

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.