what the actual fuck

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

being a woman is so wonderful that not even the horrors of being a woman can diminish that

develop a breeding kink in memory of shinzo abe

"i need terrible things to start happening to powerful people" post finally working

humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.

Manic pixie dream swamp beast

Ok yeah that works

I had to explain to my Rabbi what a himbo was today because we were talking about Samson

He also explained to me that Samson's father, Manoah's name roughly translates to "He whose head is asleep" but not in an actual sleeping way. Like they straight up named this man Dumbass. Samson means "bright" but it's supposed to be kind of an ironic joke. So Manoah's wife is just blessed with a husband named Dumbass and one extremely buff child named "Smart...mhm!"

Smart son of dumbass is on some other level...

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now