Cock-a-saurus Rex

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

we all have a pet terrible movie that is just a bad movie and it isn’t even camp in a fun way and we don’t even enjoy watching it but it’s right there at the forefront of your brain 24/7 taking up unwanted real estate all the time. and for me it is Alexander (2004)

I can’t think of anything good to say about the movie- actually, I can and it is so embarrassing I refuse to say it.

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

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