Cock-a-saurus Rex

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

If Binggeyuan were friends with benefits bingge would internally go "no one can find out, I can't have people thinking I'm gay or something" and shen yuan would be picking his pants off the floor as he says "let's not tell anyone about this since we're not actually gay" and Bingge would immediately be so offended?? Hello?? Does shen yuan not want to brag about bagging LUO BINGHE? Why is sy hiding him like he's some dirty little secret he's ashamed of?? Then he'd tell everyone just because shen yuan asked him not to

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

This captures them so perfectly