this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources
Well, it's a technically accurate statement - there were no longer any changes to his vitals.

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this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources
Well, it's a technically accurate statement - there were no longer any changes to his vitals.

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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: IβM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
Thatβs a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house
With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

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step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding
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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
"I write these words in paper, for anything not set in paper cannot be trusted."
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when others barbecue with their wife its fine, but when I, Dalinar Kholin

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Bridge Four talking about Renarin maybe learning to read is so funny because they get all weird about it and they're like "it's feminine" and Kaladin goes "Drehy is literally dating a man" and then they ALL get offended on his behalf. They're like "we're sexist, but we'll be DAMNED if we're homophobic!"
Pattern to Shallan: NO MATING!!!!!!
Syl to Kaladin: omfg can you just get sucked and fucked already maybe you'll stop bumming everyone out.

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this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
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my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter