Life Is Just A Bad Meme

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

World Heritage Post

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

I thought that was a meteor in the top left and was just like "hell yeah, we should have Cities Skylines the boring buildings"

Asked a customer if she wanted me to put an item in a bag and she said yes because "I live in a building, I don't want my neighbors to see what I'm buying, they don't need to know that kind of thing" n it was just a jug of almond milk